PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like